Disclaimer: This post is meant for the programmers-at-heart. O, and zip file enthusiasts! Reader discretion is advised.
Have you ever unzipped a zip file and thought to yourself, wow, thank God for the zip application!
Well, as a matter of fact zip applications were made by God, and not human programmers, first. In fact, He made walking talking zip applications and walking talking storage spaces, where files could be unzipped.
Incredible?! Falsehood! You cry? Well let me prove it to you.
Imagine the human civilisation as we see it. The basic block, and the most important block in it, is, well, humans themselves. Sure, there’s a lot of them. But surely they didn’t come on this earth at the same time. Some came and passed away, a few lived a few decades and built something. Things experienced incremental improvement over millions of years, and here we are, 8 billion strong, inhabiting the Blue Planet.
Interestingly, all humans who ever lived and are living came from a single Progenitor. No am not talking about Manu or Adam. We don’t know his name, even if he had one, but he did exist. A human all-father! So did she exist, a human all-mother! We are all, progeny of theirs. All of us came from that prime seed, in that prime garden.
If you are still at a loss, unable to grasp what am talking about, I shall break it for you. Babies! The little humans we all were once upon a time, all coming from the zip applications which our fathers were. Coupled with our mothers, natural storage space, where zip files could be expanded, we the unzipped files were born!
So the next time the wokes have you pinned in an argument of boys vs girls, just unzip a file for them.